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Your finest choice for funny comments on shirts, funny t-shirts, weird tshirts, literary shirts, college humor, humorous funny signs, funny pictures, hilarious graphics, and funny words on t shirts. Our funny pictures and hilarious practical joke signs have made Absolute Cotton a top choice for lovers of original humor. As always, shop with confidence knowing every custom tee shirt purchase arrives at your door 100% satisfaction guaranteed!
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Are you a patriot disgusted with the current state of American politics? Do you have a keen sense of humor? The T-Shirts of the Absolute Cotton Political Activism Collection were made for you. The perfect tshirt for Libertarians, Independents, and anyone else who has simply had enough of the status quo.

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Green is Beautiful
Green is Beautiful

I brake for republicans
I brake for republicans

It's a kinder, gentler world. Please brake for Republicans.
Obama 08
Obama 08

The Future, Together - Obama 08
Earth Day is Every Day
Earth Day is Every Day

Extinction Sucks - a digital portrait of a ruined planet
The Scream
The Scream

Munch's Scream - with a Hillary Clinton for President flyer
Liberty or Death
Liberty or Death

Is this American?
Peace Sign Design
Peace Sign Design

Our take on the classic retro peace sign - universal symbol of tolerance, peace, and activism.
Tax Time Humor
Tax Time Humor

Can the IRS take the shirt off your back? Better wear a T-shirt... Just in case.
CDO - OCD
CDO - OCD

CDO - OCD in alphabetical order... like it should be.
This is your Home in the Sky
This is your Home in the Sky

Buy one for Bush
Nobody Cares
Nobody Cares

Nobody Cares - a funny weird tshirt that says it all. Attitude, activism, sarcasm, love, weirdness - it's all contained in that one simple phrase.
Lassie for President 2008
Lassie for President 2008

Vote for Lassie - a bitch you can trust.
Anti-Creationism
Anti-Creationism

not all monkeys evolve
Think
Think

Global Warming - a digital portrait of a ruined planet

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